Brother Nigel paints the stairs
With the signs of the Zodiac
Throws paint in the mirror
As he stands in his plastic mac
Sister Emma races ever round and round the garden
Spends the whole day sayin' I beg your pardon

Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
It makes you wanna cry
This is the house that Jack built, baby
And it reaches up to the sky

Uncle Joe cracks walnuts
In between his toes for fun
And looks through coloured glass
At the dark spots on the sun
And Mary, she believes that her mother was a Queen
Keeps saying, you just missed him, King Solomon's just been

Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
It makes you wanna cry
This is the house that Jack built, baby
And it reaches up to the sky

Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
It makes you wanna cry
This is the house that Jack built, baby
And it reaches up to the sky

Cousin Festus writes a letter
Each and ev'ry single day
He believes that writin' letters
Keeps the Asian Flu away
I've got a reservation, I was given it for free
'Cause I killed all the flies in the state of Tennessee

Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
It makes you wanna cry
This is the house that Jack built, baby
And it reaches up to the sky

I'm comin', I'm comin'
Please, save a place for me
Woah, I'm comin', woah, I'm comin', babe
Woah, I'm comin', babe
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